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09.06.2025 23:46
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Tether overtakes Tron, DEXs with $432M in revenue – How and what next? - AMBCrypto
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Walking This Many Steps Per Day Can Cut Your Risk Of Early Death - HuffPost
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Phys.org
Still no good.
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share office space ...
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
ASCO day 2: A tragic paradox, Gilead updates, and lots of Pfizer news - statnews.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
The Ocean Is Getting Darker, Threatening All That Lives Within - ScienceAlert
Still no good
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Neuroscience breakthroughs: Surprising truths about memory revealed in 7 recent studies - PsyPost
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes