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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:07
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
What is one thing you've learned from life?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?
No go.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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