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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

What is one thing you've learned from life?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

4.5 billion years ago, Jupiter was 2.5 times its current size, scientists discover. - Stewartville Star

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

No go.

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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